Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.
Goobermaster is watching the door at the Otter tonight.
Sid is pouting 'cause he didn't get any tacos.
Luis requires lots of reassuring hugs and snuggles upon waking up. Unless the food bowl is full.
