Christian: I'll pray for you.
Atheist: Then I'll think for both of us.
Christianity came into existence in order to lighten the heart; but now it has to burden the heart first, in order to lighten it afterward. Consequently it will perish.
Goobermaster is watching the door at the Otter tonight.
Sid is pouting 'cause he didn't get any tacos.
Luis requires lots of reassuring hugs and snuggles upon waking up. Unless the food bowl is full.
