Class of '94 Reunion

Christ, now I feel old. Look what found it's way to my mailbox this morning...

Haven't seen any of these peeps since then. 'Cept of course good ol' Todd and the poker buddies. What a can of emotional worms HS was - but it is where we learn about great things like sex, drugs, booze and cars. And in this way get properly introduced to college survival where we become experts in the aforementioned subjects. From an initial perusing of the class list thus far, I think that most people that would show up are in a bit of a different vein of life than I am, though. They've got kids and families and probably matching snowmobiles and a dog. Where are the rest of the Harvey Pekar's, geeks and troglodites?