If Myspace were a person...

By goobermaster
November 13, 2007 - 9:16am.

IF MYSPACE WERE A PERSON

Alright, I’m guilty of indulging too, but you have to admit many many profiles are horrendously hideous. Transparency and poorly chosen colors render text unreadable. And for the love of Jebus — turn off the damn auto-play on your mp3 of the day selection. If anyone wants to listen, they’ll hit play. It’s the equivalent of blasting Bass 305 on your 15 inch subs while cruising in your Geo Metro.

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