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Cheeseburger in a Can

By goobermaster
January 29, 2008 - 4:55pm.

This is just so wrong. Spam is barely a food product and its generic twin “Treet Meat” (note the fun spelling) is even nastier. But this takes canned meat to a new low. Like gawking at highway gore, I have to admit a curiosity of what the glop inside must look like. But on further thought, I think I’m glad we don’t know.

According to the German company that creates this monstrosity, it’s meant as an easy camping treat. I don’t know about you, but if I were that hungry in the woods, I’d rather pull a Man-vs-Wild and bite the back end out of a raw trout. Even big juicy grubs would start looking edible after pondering the contents lurking in this kraut-can.

It is, however, prime fodder for the Steve — don’t eat it experiment. How bad can it be after surviving Potted Meat Food Product and Beggin’ Strips? I’ll suggest it to him and let Steve find out.

January 30, 2008 - 5:39pm
goobermaster says:

Here’s Bear eating the back end of his planted trout:


February 11, 2008 - 10:45pm
goobermaster says:

Woohoo - update!

According to Steve, a canned burger is quite possibly en route. The suspense, the suspense…

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