Best Business Card Ever!

Alright, I’m gonna blatantly rip this off — cause it’s that damn clever.

May I present my new business card:

USED CARS — LAND — WHISKEY — MANURE — NAILS FLY SWATTERS — RACING FORMS — BONGOS
GOOBERTECH ENTERPRISES Un-Ltd. R. P. FUCHS, President
Wars Fought Revolutions Started Assassinations Plotted Governments Run Uprisings Quelled	Stud Service Tigers Tamed Bars Emptied Computers Verified Orgies Organized

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