Cease and Desist, You Old Fart

Ha :) Have you seen this yet? I laughed out loud. According to Snopes, it’s just a fun satire piece - but we can guess that the motivation is in the right direction.

Dear John McCain,

When we first learned your campaign was using our admittedly awesome 1977 classic “Barracuda” to introduce your terrifying joke of a running mate, we tried to be civil. As we wrote in our press release, “The Republican campaign did not ask permission, nor would they have been granted that permission. We have asked the Republican campaign publicly not to use our music.”

Unfortunately, you continue to blast “Barracuda,” in defiance of our wishes. God knows why we thought you’d listen to us, two strong, creative women—I guess we’re all just “trollop-faced cunts” to you. (Speaking of Cindy, who can blame her for hitting the pills? We’d need a Demerol epidural to live through five minutes of her conjugal duties—you sloshing your saggy ass between her legs and chomping at her breasts with your little yellow teeth. We’d rather rim Meat Loaf. Seriously.)

Use work by your party’s own goddamn members, like Chuck Norris’s motivational tapes, or Mel Gibson’s audio book of Mein Kampf, or Bill Engvall’s Grammy-winning comedy CD Can’t Keep My Wang Out o’ the Goat! Just leave us the fuck out of it.

In the meantime, we’ll be donating 100 percent of the licensing fees from “Barracuda” to Barack Obama. Seriously.

Up yours,
Ann and Nancy Wilson of Heart