Alright, I’m gonna blatantly rip this [1] off — cause it’s that damn clever.
May I present my new business card:
| USED CARS — LAND — WHISKEY — MANURE — NAILS FLY SWATTERS — RACING FORMS — BONGOS |
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| GOOBERTECH ENTERPRISES Un-Ltd. R. P. FUCHS, President |
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| Wars Fought Revolutions Started Assassinations Plotted Governments Run Uprisings Quelled |
Stud Service Tigers Tamed Bars Emptied Computers Verified Orgies Organized |