Slye Fox is excited to receive the new iPhone 5 next Friday. :)

Slye Fox sold my skinny suspenders to some drunk dude for $100 last night. Replaced today for $13.92. Epic win!

Slye Fox should have been a physicist. Discovered a new universal law. Stupidity is the most powerful force known - mathematics in progress...

Slye Fox had a private moment singing "Send Me An Angel" while Olympic BMX racing was on because no one else got it. :/

Slye Fox suffers from a spontaneous broken toe. How does that happen? ...Bartending on crutches is much more challenging than you'd think...

Slye Fox had the pleasure of chatting with Brian Setzer at the Otter today. :)

Slye Fox has the pleasure of chatting with Brian Setzer at the bar today. :)

Slye Fox is experiencing Target Field for the the first time. ;)

Slye Fox is seriously considering changing his legal name to Dr. Porkenheimer.

Slye Fox has advice for you future drunks: If you're going to sit down and rattle the barkeep's ear off for an hour, at least try to be coherent.

Slye Fox is off to Fawndoerosa to feed all the critters with Molly.

Slye Fox is bartending at the Otter tonight. Stop in and try our Halloween weekend only "Black Cat" cocktail.

Slye Fox hopes Molly's interview is going well today.

Slye Fox is really looking forward to getting his Rock Band on once more tonight. :) Bring on the Kansas!

Slye Fox is back at Nyes after a looooong hiatus.

Slye Fox did his best to help save someone's life tonight. Hope he makes it.

Slye Fox talked about about dragons with Molly at Ikea. ;)

Slye Fox has to admit, watching the 21 year old mating ritual is pretty amusing.

Slye Fox likes watching the "Design on a Dime" folks destroy peoples' rooms with paint, staples, and particle board.

Slye Fox talked about about dragons with Molly at Ikea. ;)

Slye Fox talked about about dragons with Molly at Ikea. ;)

Slye Fox is remembering all those who died 10 years ago. (Like we all are, I'm sure)

Slye Fox is at a backyard party with the one and only Scott Dercks serenading on his guitar. :)

Slye Fox is at the pool and has squished 16 wasps with his "The Secret Life of Bees" book.

Slye Fox is at the Conga Latin Bistro for the first time. You know what? It's pretty awesome! Ask Rauel the bartender to make you a drink.