Thursday, April 8th, 2010 - 6:06pm

Goobermaster ...mmmmm... crack from Pizza Luce for dinner again.

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010 - 1:57pm

Goobermaster is sipping on the new Grain Belt Nordeast. Tasty!

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010 - 3:04pm

Goobermaster has tapped the keg. Holy shit - it only lasted 11 days!

Monday, April 5th, 2010 - 8:26pm

Goobermaster is now watching old skool Arnold kick ass in Commando with a rum&coke.

Monday, April 5th, 2010 - 6:32pm

Goobermaster made spicy Ethiopian chicken with nsima and rice for dinner.

Saturday, April 3rd, 2010 - 6:58pm

Goobermaster has a theory that popped collars prevent douchedust from piling up there. Which would block the Axe cologne - and you can't have that.

Saturday, April 3rd, 2010 - 1:37pm

Goobermaster thinks this renaming of the BWCA is the most assinine thing he's heard in a long time.

Friday, April 2nd, 2010 - 7:48pm

Goobermaster is off to the Otter for the night.

Thursday, April 1st, 2010 - 3:49pm

Goobermaster is puffing a cigar, drinking tap beer, and overlooking the neighborhood from the treefort perch.

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010 - 6:09pm

Goobermaster has decided the computer and its issues are secondary to sitting in the treefort with a beer.

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010 - 12:38pm

Goobermaster is on a walk with the kids and the pugs.

Tuesday, March 30th, 2010 - 4:08pm

Goobermaster is chillin' in the tree fort, beer in hand, waiting to start grilling. Lovin' this Floridian weather.

Monday, March 29th, 2010 - 6:22pm

Goobermaster may be enjoying the new treefort more than Maizie. Especially with its new pirate flag.

Sunday, March 28th, 2010 - 10:02pm

Goobermaster is watching Labrynth and doing his best to avoid Bowie's crotch.

Friday, March 26th, 2010 - 7:30pm

Goobermaster was glad Adam was around to help lift that new keg of Premium downstairs. Holy crap it weighed a ton!

Friday, March 26th, 2010 - 4:09pm

Goobermaster is firing up the grill for filet mignon tonight.

Sunday, March 21st, 2010 - 7:46pm

Goobermaster is watching "Life" and drinking Bloody Mary's with from Pepper and Horseradish vodkas.

Saturday, March 20th, 2010 - 5:03pm

Goobermaster is fixing his computer problems by drinking more.

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010 - 7:35pm

Goobermaster is watching The Princess and the Frog, eating Pizza Luce, and drinking New Belgium Trippel. Life's pretty good. :)

Monday, March 15th, 2010 - 11:13am

Goobermaster has one squirrel, but his brothers chewed a new hole and moved back in. Goddamn treerats!

Sunday, March 14th, 2010 - 9:02pm

Goobermaster got the squirrel!

Sunday, March 14th, 2010 - 5:19pm

Goobermaster is bowling at Memory Lanes. Mark it eight, dude.

Saturday, March 13th, 2010 - 8:56pm

Goobermaster is watching the door at the Otter tonight.

Friday, March 12th, 2010 - 4:29pm

Goobermaster is shooting a wedding.

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 - 2:15pm

Goobermaster has set up a live trap on the rear wall in an attempt to catch the squirrel living in his ceiling. Damn tree rats!