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My Martini Recipe - the Goobertini

Tuesday, April 15, 2008 - 11:01pm

Speaking of martinis, here’s how I like mine:

(Dirty of course.)

the Goobertini

  • 3 oz Vodka (Ketel One, Skyy, Grey Goose) — or Bombay Sapphire. Depends on my mood, but I find the vodka is a bit smoother.
  • 1/2 oz Dry Vermouth — Noilly Prat please
  • 1/2 oz Olive Juice — especially the fine squeeze from olives marked as “martini olives”.

Before-hand, stick the martini glass in the freezer to chill it. Fill your shaker half full of cracked ice. This is important as the ice serves two purposes: to chill the ingredients (obviously), but also to add enough melt water to the drink to soften the alcohol’s bite. Add the above ingredients and shake vigorously for half a minute. Cheers, Mr. Bond. strain into your frozen glass and toss in a few olives on a spear.

Tasty business there. Remember, although a good martini is stiff, don’t sip and nurse it. Nothing ruins a martini faster than letting it get too warm. I also think they taste better whilst wearing a silk robe Heffner-style. :) read more »

Don't let the children mix martinis.

Monday, April 14, 2008 - 11:57pm1 comment

In case you haven’t seen this one pop up at the right:

“You shouldn’t let children mix the martinis. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.”

— Fran Lebowitz

And pugs neither for that matter…

2 beers a day keeps the doctor away.

Friday, September 28, 2007 - 5:31pm

CHEERS TO REMEMBERING!: Study in rats suggests long-term, moderate consumption of alcohol improves recall of both visual and emotional stimuli.

read more…

There! Proven with science. I don’t want to hear anymore about the beer in the fridge cause I’m working on improving my memory dammit. Kill 10 brain cells — grow 12 more.

Now I wonder if they need any research assistants.

Tequila Goggles

Friday, September 28, 2007 - 5:11pm

Jagermeister makes you see the Wendigo. Here’s what Tequila will make you see.

Move the glass over the images.




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Best Mojito Recipe

Thursday, July 5, 2007 - 8:37pm

I was recently put on the spot for my version of a Mojito. Given my, ahem, experience with this delight — I was horrified to find I couldn’t spout off the drink recipe instantly. Of course this must be fixed, so here’s the behind the curtains look at the drink.

A mojito is generically rum, soda, mint and lime. People add various sugars to liven it up a bit or make it their own. Here’s mine:

Mojito Recipe

  • 2-3 oz White Rum - (or light rum.) Any good quality rum will do, just don’t used the Bacardi flavored crap. Save that for mixing with coke.
  • 2 oz Soda Water
  • Mint Leaves - fresh, please. Get it from the produce section of your favorite supermarket.
  • Cane Sugar - comes in both stick form and cubes. It’s basically “raw” sugar from Hawaii. Supermarkets carry it. (Just use the white stuff in a pinch)
  • 1 Lime - again, fresh only. Your can’t say you’ve got a bar setup without limes and lemons on hand.

Using a morter and pestle (or spoon back and small bowl), crush a teaspoon of sugar and 2 or 3 sprigs of mint. Squeeze the juice from one lime into the bowl to facilitate transferring the entire mix to a drink shaker. Add the rum and shake with ice into a high-ball glass with a few fresh cubes. (I like the crushed mint in my glass so I use a very rough strain or simply hold back the shaker cubes with a spoon.) Top with soda water and garnish with mint or a cane sugar stem.

And damn that stuff is good. We used to keep a pitcher of it in the fridge during the summer and always served at parties. Case in point:

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