"I'm swamped!"

Yesterday’s Pearls before Swine seems a little too relevant…

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From Pearls before Swine

Subnormality delivers the goods - oh wait...

I enjoy many webcomics, but this is my new favorite. Surreal, disturbing, and brilliant. Right in my vein. :) Consider:

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From Virus Comix

Diversity in the Workplace

I don’t know who came up with this (thanks stumble), but it cracks me up each time. So very very wrong and so very funny…

In today’s fast paced work environment, diversity among co-workers is one of the most exciting — and challenging — aspects of the office dynamic.	Understanding is key, and this brochure, presented as an educational “comic strip,” will educate you, the worker, about diversity and understanding.	This is an example of a BLACK MAN. They are very much like you or I, except they steal cars.
In a multicultural office, there is much room for misunderstanding. So it is best to listen carefully, as different people and cultures have different styles of speaking.		It’s also best to take extra time when explaining complicated ideas to women, as they are dumb and can’t do anything right.
During meetings, it is essential that you make absolute sure that each of your co-workers understands what you are saying. As such, you must ask that they wait until after the presentation before they ask such questions as “Hey boss, I wants some watermelon!” or “Ay caramba! Let us eat the tacos!” Discourage such outbursts by reminding them that you have the number of their parole officer.

Under the stairs, Leaky!

“Right, into the Red Lodge with you—can’t have you blighting the crops with your feminine taint!”
“Don’t be stupid—I’m not due for another two weeks. And this isn’t the Red Lodge, it’s the cupboard under your stairs!”
“Quiet, Leaky. I’ll be back with some rags.”
*SLAM*

Doonesbury Intellegent Design

More stumbled booty. I thought this was mighty clever.

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I mean, seriously folks, is there really a debate here yet? Go back to Kansas and wait for a tornado to work its Darwinian magic otherwise.

Hard at Work

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Akin to this post…

What's that in your pocket?

I’ve been having fun re-creating this comic for friends on napkins all week — here’s the original:

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from Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

The Smartest Computer in the World

She'd have to come down some time

The girls had succeeded in trapping the evolutionist up a tree.
“What’s the matter, Darwin-lover? Why don’t you just evolve some wings and fly away?”
She’d have to come down some time, and when she did, they’d show her God’s love. By beating the fuck out of her, obviously.

I simply cannot express the delight I get from this cartoon. Absolutely brilliant!