Revenge of the Cheerleader Ninja Movies

I didn’t think one could do much better than Kill Bill, but apparently director Corey Yuen has tried. I saw this image for DOA: Dead or Alive in the Tribune’s movie review section today and couldn’t resist a little more digging. (Come on — would you pass up a movie based on scantily clad ninja girls?) You can be pretty sure there’s going to be at least one wardrobe malfunction.

Who cares about the plot or the fact that this is yet another video game gone movie attempt. Hormonal teens everywhere are racing to their rental outlets to bring this baby home for a night. I guess there does come a point when even gratuitous boobs can’t compensate for god-awful script writing and a hundred dollar shooting budget. But you can’t blame a guy for submitting his movie reviews for the sake of the greater good. Like reading playboy for the articles. :) read more »