funny

The best revenge is giving them crabs.

goobermaster — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:14:38 -0500

Bwah ha ha ha ha ha… Too funny! I love all the text copy, brilliant satire. :)

Visit the give them revenge crabs website to learn more…

The Clever Professor

goobermaster — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 22:40:11 -0500

Have you heard this one yet?

A student comes to a young professor’s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.

“I would do *anything* to pass this exam.” She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully
into his eyes.

“I mean…” she whispers, “…I would do…*anything*.”

He returns her gaze. “Anything?”

“*Anything*.”

His voice softens. “*Anything*??”

“*Anything*.”

Naked Rollerblading Rodeo

goobermaster — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 09:39:39 -0500

Who wants to go rollerblading this weekend?
I’ll bring the hat and rope. ;)

I do think knee and elbow pads might help a bit, though, don’t you think?

Ha — I love it, who comes up with these things. :)

"I'm swamped!"

goobermaster — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 14:00:08 -0500

Yesterday’s Pearls before Swine seems a little too relevant…

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From Pearls before Swine

Subnormality delivers the goods - oh wait...

goobermaster — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 19:50:49 -0500

I enjoy many webcomics, but this is my new favorite. Surreal, disturbing, and brilliant. Right in my vein. :) Consider:

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From Virus Comix

Best Business Card Ever!

goobermaster — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 23:33:12 -0500

Alright, I’m gonna blatantly rip this off — cause it’s that damn clever.

May I present my new business card:

USED CARS — LAND — WHISKEY — MANURE — NAILS FLY SWATTERS — RACING FORMS — BONGOS
GOOBERTECH ENTERPRISES Un-Ltd. R. P. FUCHS, President
Wars Fought Revolutions Started Assassinations Plotted Governments Run Uprisings Quelled	Stud Service Tigers Tamed Bars Emptied Computers Verified Orgies Organized

Team Zissou ~ MN, Freshwater Chapter

goobermaster — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:31:14 -0500

Nico and Tiff — Team Zissou ~ MN

Okay — this is just brilliant. I loved the Life Aquatic movie and had no idea we had a local chapter of the Zissou society. I think I may have to inquire about this unpaid internship.

“But I want to be on the A-squad!”

Learn more here.

This creature died from lack of common dignity.

goobermaster — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:31:25 -0600

or why there is no Loch Ness Monster…

It is little wonder, then, why this great creature failed to continue its lineage: with no ears, it could not sustain a top hat upon its head, and thereby expired from lack of common dignity.

Drama in the Land of Porn

goobermaster — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 09:23:31 -0600

Drama in the Land of Porn:
Well I’ve got my hands on the writhing serpent and now I’m all wet — care to join me?”
“Join you? It’s a fucking snake — get it away from me, you mad bitch!”

More cleverness from Monkey Fluids

Naughty Word in Scrabble Jumble

goobermaster — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 08:57:41 -0600

Found amongst Hasbro’s scrabble grams.

I didn’t unscramble E U T T S X B as “subtext” either. ;-)