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Best Business Card Ever!

Friday, April 11, 2008 - 11:33pm

Alright, I’m gonna blatantly rip this off — cause it’s that damn clever.

May I present my new business card:

USED CARS — LAND — WHISKEY — MANURE — NAILS
FLY SWATTERS — RACING FORMS — BONGOS
GOOBERTECH ENTERPRISES Un-Ltd.
R. P. FUCHS, President
Wars Fought
Revolutions Started
Assassinations Plotted
Governments Run
Uprisings Quelled
Stud Service
Tigers Tamed
Bars Emptied
Computers Verified
Orgies Organized

My camera is fancy and takes cool pics of you and all kinds of stuff. Look for your captured likeness in my gallery and peek at other victims of the camera’s flash.

In the Desert

In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
Who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said, “Is it good, friend?”
“It is bitter — bitter”, he answered,
“But I like it
Because it is bitter,
And because it is my heart.”

— Stephen Crane

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