 Lake CalhounDate: 07/20/2008 |
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Who wants to go rollerblading this weekend?
I’ll bring the hat and rope. ;)
I do think knee and elbow pads might help a bit, though, don’t you think?
Ha — I love it, who comes up with these things. :)
Hallelujah! This is the first year in a long time that I don’t have to fart with this ridiculous holiday. :)
I know the ladies like it and that’s why we guys play our part and spend too much on roses and/or chocolate. But really — is there a reason other than blatant capitalism that demands a dozen roses cost about $40-$50 this week and about $10 any other day of the year?
If we’re gonna have made up holidays like my favorite Talk Like a Pirate Day (Sept. 19th), then I’m going to start advocating Steak and a BJ Day on March 14th. Who wants to help me celebrate that?
or why there is no Loch Ness Monster…
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As you can see, I’ve got the genetic duplicating machine in the basement laboratory in working order. Now I’ll never have enough beer!
Kevin’s new look is sure to fool even the cleverest of clever monkeys. And that cupduster is sure to come in handy many times — if he can see the cup that is.
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Despite his lack of equipment, Sid remains blissfully unaware that things are different down there. Endlessly chasing Jewely the cat into various corners in an attempt to chew on her tail, sniff her butt or mount her. Behold the wondrous internet oracle’s answer to this latter dilemma:
The girls had succeeded in trapping the evolutionist up a tree.
“What’s the matter, Darwin-lover? Why don’t you just evolve some wings and fly away?”
She’d have to come down some time, and when she did, they’d show her God’s love. By beating the fuck out of her, obviously.
I simply cannot express the delight I get from this cartoon. Absolutely brilliant!
My camera is fancy and takes cool pics of you and all kinds of stuff. Look for your captured likeness in my gallery and peek at other victims of the camera’s flash.
Religion, society and state — from none of these do women get their proper honour. It is religion which has created an unparalleled disparity between men and women.
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