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Watchin' the Thunderstorm

goobermaster — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 00:30:09 -0500

Here’s Sid watching tonight’s thunderstorm and trying to figure out what those loud rumbles are all about.

Hold a Meeting!

goobermaster — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:38:18 -0500

I just sat through one but I didn’t get to point with a stick or eat donuts. :(

The anti-grizzly, undersea, pirate suit is complete!

goobermaster — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 22:27:42 -0500

As you can see, Sid and I have been hard at work again. Ready for testing in the new Grizzly pond at the zoo.

Naked Rollerblading Rodeo

goobermaster — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 09:39:39 -0500

Who wants to go rollerblading this weekend?
I’ll bring the hat and rope. ;)

I do think knee and elbow pads might help a bit, though, don’t you think?

Ha — I love it, who comes up with these things. :)

Happy Hallmark Day

goobermaster — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:04:26 -0600

More of these anti-valentines
at Meish.org

Hallelujah! This is the first year in a long time that I don’t have to fart with this ridiculous holiday. :)

I know the ladies like it and that’s why we guys play our part and spend too much on roses and/or chocolate. But really — is there a reason other than blatant capitalism that demands a dozen roses cost about $40-$50 this week and about $10 any other day of the year?

If we’re gonna have made up holidays like my favorite Talk Like a Pirate Day (Sept. 19th), then I’m going to start advocating Steak and a BJ Day on March 14th. Who wants to help me celebrate that?

This creature died from lack of common dignity.

goobermaster — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:31:25 -0600

or why there is no Loch Ness Monster…

It is little wonder, then, why this great creature failed to continue its lineage: with no ears, it could not sustain a top hat upon its head, and thereby expired from lack of common dignity.

Clone Party!

goobermaster — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 19:50:13 -0600

As you can see, I’ve got the genetic duplicating machine in the basement laboratory in working order. Now I’ll never have enough beer!

Rabbit joins the Witness Protection Program

goobermaster — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 23:13:03 -0500

Kevin’s new look is sure to fool even the cleverest of clever monkeys. And that cupduster is sure to come in handy many times — if he can see the cup that is.

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Monkey Sword Fight!

goobermaster — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 23:24:38 -0500

The picture says it all.

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Humpdoll for Sid

goobermaster — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 19:15:40 -0500

Despite his lack of equipment, Sid remains blissfully unaware that things are different down there. Endlessly chasing Jewely the cat into various corners in an attempt to chew on her tail, sniff her butt or mount her. Behold the wondrous internet oracle’s answer to this latter dilemma:

via gizmodo