Talk like a Pirate Day!

Check out how goobertech’s pirate filter has converted the site to pirate-speak. :)
Yarrrgh!

Check out how goobertech’s pirate filter has converted the site to pirate-speak. :)
Yarrrgh!
Hallelujah! This is the first year in a long time that I don’t have to fart with this ridiculous holiday. :)
I know the ladies like it and that’s why we guys play our part and spend too much on roses and/or chocolate. But really — is there a reason other than blatant capitalism that demands a dozen roses cost about $40-$50 this week and about $10 any other day of the year?
If we’re gonna have made up holidays like my favorite Talk Like a Pirate Day (Sept. 19th), then I’m going to start advocating Steak and a BJ Day on March 14th. Who wants to help me celebrate that?